February 2011
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January 2011
my heart is broken and my blood is boiling →
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WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?
you make a big fucking deal about seeing me today, pick me up from karate with the whole big happy family in the car and ask me with a stank attitude what i want to do. I DON’T FUCKING KNOW, YOU’RE THE ADULT, DEAREST.
so you take me home, because even though i have two whole hours to spare, we can’t think of anything to do, and then stepmother of the year...
today is my last day in new york.
dad is picking me up from karate so he can see me before i leave, which, for those of you who don’t know my dad, is a big fucking deal.
vietnamese food with mom and cara and all my favorite people tonight. come 6:50am tomorrow, i’ll be megabussing it off to steele city.
it’s a new dawn,
it’s a new day,
it’s a new life,
and i’m feelin’ good
hosni mubarak bel gazma →
Day 4: Seven fears/phobias.
1. the dark
2. deep water
3. the dark
4. not existing anymore
5. the dark
6. down escalators
7. no seriously, i’m deathly afraid of the dark
so i’ve lost 4 more pounds, and upon finding out (ie., craning her neck at the scale), mom has sent herself into a fit of rage, demanding i resume my carnivorous tendencies immediately. welp, THAT.
dear all turkey who were killed to make bacon,
i am sorry, but you taste wonderful.
i probably should've gone back to school. the...
goooooooood morning sunshines!
beside the fact that it is snowing for the 293875920387204th time this winter, it is quite a wonderful day. i am home alone, watching channel 7 daytime tv (regis and kelly, rachael ray, the view) with my diary and my camera and beautiful homemade pizza bagels by my side. later on, i’ll be trekking to the city to see the quack, check out an FIT open house anddddddddd SEE JERSEY BOYS!
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andrew: i should totally sleep with her roomate to make her jealous
me: you should sleep with his roomate to make her jealous
andrew: does his roomate have a nice ass?
andrew: ahahahaha
andrew: i couldn't type that with a straight face
andrew: GET IT?
Day 3: Eight things that annoy you.
1. girls who think they’re incomplete without a man.
2. bratty teens.
3. two and a half men.
4. hypocrites.
5. people who argue just for the sake of it.
6. girls who don’t fart around guys.
7. people who assume things about me because of what i have/don’t have.
8. clingy people.
you know what it issss
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so i just finished teaching my first self-defense class since like, JUNE. sigh. such a great feeling. the only thing is, our girls are really ghetto. like, obnoxiously ghetto. one in particular kept trying to give all the younger girls “fighting tips” during the break. i’m just like listen, if you don’t want to be here, don’t fucking come. this is SELF DEFENSE....
blasting ingrid michaelson and 500 days of summer...
today was one of the most ridiculouis days of my...
we worked a 12-hour shift. i had to say goodbye to wardoc and my job. nick gave me a huge hug and a flower after the show. he’s really adorable. nick, if you’re reading this, you’re really adorable. i moved out of au. completely.
everythingeverythingeverything.
At the end of the day, fuck bitches, get money.
– David
Day 2: Nine things you do every day.
1. turn my swaaaag on.
2. turn my swaaaag on.
3. turn my swaaaag on.
4. turn my swaaaag on.
5. turn my swaaaag on.
6. turn my swaaaag on.
7. turn my swaaaag on.
8. turn my swaaaag on.
9. put on mascara.
most people are afraid of beginnings. i’m afraid of middles.
i never want to stop moving.
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Day 1: Ten random facts about yourself.
1. i have 62 diaries (and counting).
2. i’m a lefty.
3. i could drink seltzer forever.
4. i’m an egyptian jew. passover is kinda awkward.
5. i want to be a copy editor for the new york times.
6. will and grace is my favorite show.
7. i was born without a right ventricle.
8. i’ve been teaching karate since i was 13.
9. watermelon is my favorite food. oh, and coconut...